Dauntless Lass Braves Chaos at Dornoch Embo Terrace

Kelley of Embo Breaks Hostess Backlog

We are thrilled (and slightly concerned) to announce that Kelly Clemmens has bravely agreed to join the Dornoch Gondola team as our new Embo Hostess. Kelly's diverse background and adventuresome spirit suggest she's well-prepared to handle the unique challenges and potential chaos that await her in this role.

A Wandering Spirit

Kelly hails from Dallas and has bounced around more places than a rogue gondola, living in California, Las Vegas, Ohio, and Charleston. Her childhood was marked by epic camping trips over the Continental Divide, and memorable flights in her father's Cessna, where silence was enforced at high altitudes. As an elementary school teacher, she's a stickler for rules, which should come in handy as she navigates the aftermath of our recent advertisement debacle.

The Infamous "Hottest" Hostess Blunder

Speaking of debacles, Kelly joins us in the wake of a legendary blunder by Waylon Martini, our Director of Talent Management. Waylon's typo transformed a simple job posting into a risqué headline, seeking "Embo's Hottest" instead of "Embo Hostess." Fortunately, Fiona Hampton, our new Director of Hostess Training and Discipline, is already cracking the whip (figuratively... we think) to set things straight.